i don't wanna join your club

I love:
Puck, my cat
a lovely girl named Sara
Roller Derby
anything that allows me to escape from reality for short bursts of time
(not necessarily in that order)
ask me anything
..or just read my about page



Fewer problems, more solutions  
Reblogged from llleighsmith

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

Thecatwhisperer

(Source: llleighsmith, via coffeecaine)

Reblogged from sk3l3t0n-s0ld13r

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(Source: sk3l3t0n-s0ld13r, via -startingoveragain)

Reblogged from keikozakky
fluff balls!!

fluff balls!!

(Source: keikozakky, via lezbhonest)

Reblogged from ammaasante

Cate Blanchett, Zhou Xun, and Emily Blunt for Portofino, A Sparkle to the Wrist.

(Source: ammaasante, via iheartar)

Reblogged from karasratworld

karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

(via sugartitz)

Reblogged from filmchrist

joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

(Source: filmchrist, via bmoviequeen)

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via cirk-urk)

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Reblogged from rrraquelle

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle, via lovedrugsandstripping)

Reblogged from daenerysstormbon
"It’s fascinating how much of our sense of attractiveness and feminine identity is bound up in our hair,’ Natalie told Glamour. ‘But in the Mockingjay novel, Cressida is described as having a shaved head with a vine tattoo, and I wanted to do right by the book.”

(Source: daenerysstormbon, via avocadosalad)

Reblogged from labryth
derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

(Source: labryth, via avocadosalad)

Reblogged from xchickengirlx
kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com, via cirk-urk)

Reblogged from mrgolightly
illsharpton:

The only Halloween movie I remotely care about.

illsharpton:

The only Halloween movie I remotely care about.

(Source: mrgolightly)

Reblogged from glitterweave
Reblogged from iguanamouth

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

By Lauren [tumblr]

(via cirk-urk)