i don't wanna join your club

I love:
Puck, my cat
a lovely girl named Sara
Roller Derby
anything that allows me to escape from reality for short bursts of time
(not necessarily in that order)
ask me anything
..or just read my about page



Fewer problems, more solutions  
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teganquinruinedmylife:

It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet

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allyhatingheterophobe:

People who think I don’t already “pick my battles” greatly underestimate the number of potential battles in my path on a daily basis.

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ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

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milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

So fucked up.. can’t be real

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

So fucked up.. can’t be real

(via lovedrugsandstripping)

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walkergordons:

sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage

but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.

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derbydeets:

Jamming when I’m tired

derbydeets:

Jamming when I’m tired

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eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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Cate Blanchett & Emily Blunt in Italy. 

Cate Blanchett & Emily Blunt in Italy. 

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scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

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