i don't wanna join your club

I love:
Puck, my cat
a lovely girl named Sara
Roller Derby
anything that allows me to escape from reality for short bursts of time
(not necessarily in that order)
ask me anything
..or just read my about page



Fewer problems, more solutions  
Reblogged from sublimemichael

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

image

hun

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avocadosalad:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

When I told my libertarian co-worker I had a panic attack because of all the awful shit going on, he told me “it’s not happening to you. So stop worrying.”

I love the man. He gets a lot of things, but his libertarian beliefs make his solutions shit.

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johnzombi:

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST



SPOOPY!!!

johnzombi:

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

image

SPOOPY!!!

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Reblogged from watsonita

The photoshop army challenge
 ↳- Rainbow + Hermione Granger

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i need another puck

i need another puck

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baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

Well, the king is not a very good listener, but at least he allowed the best contest theme ever.
Princesses shouldn’t be prizes to be won, but if they have to, let it always be in a “Design a super rad dress I can wear to beat up dragons!” competition.

Thanks to Ros for recommending this to us!

~Ozzie

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sarahluz:

this, 1000 times over. 

sarahluz:

this, 1000 times over. 

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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oitnb + text posts

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lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.

(via cirk-urk)

Reblogged from garfieldminusgarfield
garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

With Mr Puck gone I am now Jon from Garfield minus Garfield

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

With Mr Puck gone I am now Jon from Garfield minus Garfield

Reblogged from somecomix

thecatwhisperer

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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