i don't wanna join your club

I love:
Puck, my cat
a lovely girl named Sara
Roller Derby
anything that allows me to escape from reality for short bursts of time
(not necessarily in that order)
ask me anything
..or just read my about page



Fewer problems, more solutions  
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So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.

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Seriously, I love me some Batman but this is truer than true.

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The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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betta-fish-and-loki:

patiences4not:

Ode to Spot

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR!

aWWW!~

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Video

Poor guy haha

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Thecatwhisperer

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Late-To-The-Trend Lost Girl Text Posts Part 2 (p1)

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benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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Me trying to help lady friends get through their period.

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Me trying to help lady friends get through their period.

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